Ed and Harriet met while on a cruise, and Ed fell head over heels in love with her.
On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue their relationship.
’It’s only fair to warn you, I’m a total golf nut,’ Ed said to his lady friend. ’I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that’s a problem, you’d better say so now.
’Harriet responded, ’If we’re being honest with each other, here it goes… I’m a hooker.’
’I see,’ Ed replied, and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, ’You know, it’s probably because you’re not keeping your wrists straight when you tee off.’
A nice contribution from Paul in Provence