After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said:
”Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV……but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.”
”Now… I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”
My wife is a very reasonable woman.
She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and….she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
Aren’t older women great?
They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.
A Contribution from Paul in Provence