The Pope is visiting the USA and decides to take a turn at the wheel of his limo.
The Pope gets in the driving seat, while his driver hops in the back and they shoot off at 80 mph.
Not surprisingly they’re pulled over by a traffic cop.
The cop radios into the police station. ‘We’ve got a VIP situation here,’ says the cop. ‘I just pulled over someone who’s really, really important.’
‘Who is it?’ asks the station controller.
‘I don’t know,’ says the cop. ‘But his chauffeur is the Pope.’
A contribution from Gunilla D S59