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Livets Hjul

Med detta i minnet köpte jag mig en ny skoter.
Jag ville ha någon som var billig i drift och kunde ta mig till affären och runt i stan.
Den här tyckte jag skulle passa till ALLA mina behov.
Jag älskar den!

Kom ihåg:
Äldre människor är värdefulla:
Vi är mer värdefulla än den yngre generationen:

Vi har  silver i vårt hår.
 Vi har  guld i våra tänder.Vi har  stenar i våra njurar.
 Vi har bly i våra fötter.
 Vi är laddade med naturell gas!  
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Utelåsta blondiner…

Två blondiner hade råkat låsa in sina nycklar i bilen. En av blondinerna försökte bryta sig in i bilen medan den andra kollade så att kusten var klar.

Till sist gav den första blondinen upp och sa: “Jäklar, jag kan inte komma in i bilen!”

Den andra blondinen svarade: “Fortsätt att försöka. Det ser ut att bli regn och suffletten är nere.”

Two italians on a bus ¤¤¤


A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and
engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but
her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
“Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.”

The lady can’t take this any more,
‘You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,’ she retorted
indignantly. ‘In this country. we don’t speak aloud in Public places
about our sex lives.
‘Hey, coola down lady,’ said the man. ‘Who talkin’
abouta sex?  I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ‘
Mississippi ‘.’

$50 says you’re gonna read this again.

More Italian stuff

Missing bucks…

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has stolen ten million
bucks from him.

The bookkeeper is deaf. It was the reason he got the job in the first
place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to
hear anything that he’d ever have to testify about in court. When the
Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million
bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: “Where is the $10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?”

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the $10
million bucks is hidden.

The bookkeeper signs back: “I don’t know what you are talking about.”

The attorney tells the Godfather: “He says he doesn’t know what you’re
talking about.”

That’s when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper’s temple, cocks it, and says: “Ask him again!”

The attorney signs to the underling: “He’ll kill you for sure if you
don’t tell him!”

The bookkeeper signs back: “Ok! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in

The Godfather asks the attorney: “Well, what’d he say?”

The attorney replies: “He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”



If you dont know the difference between guts and balls