Captain speaking

A Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising
altitude, the  captain announced:
  
‘Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain.  Welcome to Flight 293,non-stop from   London Heathrow to  Toronto .

The weather ahead is good, so we should have a  smooth uneventful flight. So sit back,relax and…..  OH, MY GOD !’
   
Silence followed!
 
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom.
 
‘Ladies and gentlemen, I’m sorry if I scared you. While I  was
talking to you, a flight attendant accidentally  spilled a cup of hot
coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!’
  
One Irish passenger yelled…
 ‘For f*#k’s sake  ……..you should  see the back of  mine!!!’  

A nice contribution from Anders in Viken

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