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COURAGE ¤¤¤

A psychology professor at the University of Miami knew his
students
expected a terrifyingly long final exam.

To play with their minds a little (what do you expect from a
psychology professor?) he only put
ONE question on the
final exam.

He watched the reactions of the students as they all opened
the
exams and saw the one question. Initially they all
looked relieved,
but as the difficulty of the question
began to sink in, those
relieved faces sagged to confusion
and consternation.

All, that is, except for one student. He read the question,
tapped his pencil into
his palm a few times, then jotted
something down on the test paper.

He walked up to the professor, handed him the final, and
walked out.

The professor blinked in surprise, looked at what the student
wrote,and smiled.

The professor wrote “100%” on the top of that
student’s test.

The question: What is courage?

The student’s answer: This is.

You need Another one ??  Here comes the best one in my school collection

Aisle 5 in supermarket

rad 5

 

A husband and wife are shopping in their local supermarket.

The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart.

“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the wife.

“They’re on sale, only $15 for 24 cans.” he replies.

“Put them back, we can’t afford them.” demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $30 jar of face cream and puts it in the basket.

“What do you think you’re doing?” asks the husband.

“It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful.” replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: “So does 24 cans of beer and it’s half the price.”

That’s him in Aisle 5 – he never knew what hit him.

A contribution from Lawrence( not from Arabia…)