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Queen & Dolly go to heaven ¤¤¤

Queen  Elizabeth and   Dolly  Parton die  on the same day and they both  go  before  an Angel to find out if they’ll be admitted to  Heaven.


Unfortunately,  there’s only one space left that  day ~
so  the Angel must decide which of  them gets  in.


The  Angel asks Dolly if there’s some  particular reason  why he should  go to Heaven.
Dolly  takes off her top and  says ‘Look  at these they’re  the most perfect  breasts God  ever created and  I’m sure it will please God  to be  able to see them every  day for  for eternity.’


The  Angel thanks  Dolly and  asks Her  Majesty the same Question. The Queen  takes a bottle of Perrier out  of her purse drinks it down.


Then ~  wees into a toilet and pulls the  lever.


The  Angel says  ‘OK  your Majesty  you may go  in.’


Dolly  is outraged and  asks ‘What  was that all about?
I  show you two of  God’s own perfect  creations and  you turn me  down. She  wees into a toilet  and she gets in!
Would  you explain that to  me?’


‘Sorry,  Dolly,’ says the  Angel ~ ‘but  even in Heaven


A  Royal Flush   Beats  a Pair  ~ 
No  Matter How Big They Are. 

a nice contribution from Paul in Provence

 

Management training lesson 1

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ‘Who was that?’

‘It was Bob the next door neighbour,’ she replies.

‘Great,’ the husband says, ‘did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’

To learn from lesson 1 in business terms:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.