A tough looking group of bikers were out riding when they saw a woman
about to jump off a bridge… so they stopped and parked their Harleys.
Their leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, ”What are
”I’m going to commit suicide,” she says.
While he didn’t want to appear insensitive, he didn’t want to miss an
opportunity either, so he asked her… ”Well, before you jump, why
don’t you give me a kiss?”
So she does….
And it was a long, deep, lingering, spine-tingling kiss.
After she’s finished, the biker leader says, ”Wow! That was the best
kiss I’ve ever had!
That’s a real talent you are wasting. You could be famous. Why in the world would you want to commit suicide?”
”My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl…”
A nice contribution from Paul in Provence