IRISH JOKE ¤¤¤

A  petrol  station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his  sales, so he put up a sign that read, ’Free Sex with Every  Fill-Up.’

Paddy pulled in, filled his tank  and  asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number  from 1 to 10, and said that if he guessed correctly, he would get his  free sex.

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, ’You  were very close, the lucky number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.’

A week later, Paddy,with his friend Mick, pulled  in for another fill-up.

Again Paddy asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him  the same story, and  asked him to guess the correct number.

Paddy guessed 2. The  proprietor said, ’Sorry, it was 3, you were very close, but no  free sex this time.’

As they were driving away, Mick  said to Paddy, ’I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t  really
give  away free sex at all.’

Paddy replied, ’No it’s genuine  enough Mick.

My  wife won twice last week.’

A Contribution from Gunnar the dentist

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