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Livets Hjul

Med detta i minnet köpte jag mig en ny skoter.
Jag ville ha någon som var billig i drift och kunde ta mig till affären och runt i stan.
Den här tyckte jag skulle passa till ALLA mina behov.
Jag älskar den!

Kom ihåg:
Äldre människor är värdefulla:
Vi är mer värdefulla än den yngre generationen:

Vi har  silver i vårt hår.
 Vi har  guld i våra tänder.Vi har  stenar i våra njurar.
 Vi har bly i våra fötter.
 Vi är laddade med naturell gas!  
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Utelåsta blondiner…

Två blondiner hade råkat låsa in sina nycklar i bilen. En av blondinerna försökte bryta sig in i bilen medan den andra kollade så att kusten var klar.

Till sist gav den första blondinen upp och sa: ”Jäklar, jag kan inte komma in i bilen!”

Den andra blondinen svarade: ”Fortsätt att försöka. Det ser ut att bli regn och suffletten är nere.”

Two italians on a bus ¤¤¤


A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sit down and
engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but
her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:
”Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more! .
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.”

The lady can’t take this any more,
‘You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig,’ she retorted
indignantly. ‘In this country. we don’t speak aloud in Public places
about our sex lives.
‘Hey, coola down lady,’ said the man. ‘Who talkin’
abouta sex?  I’m a justa tellin’ my frienda how to spell ‘
Mississippi ‘.’

$50 says you’re gonna read this again.

More Italian stuff

Reflections at funeral

Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children.

Then Ted died of heart failure.

Judy married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. Then Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.

Again Judy remarried, and this time she & John had 5 more children.

Judy finally died, after having a total of 25 children.

Standing before her coffin at her funeral, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, ”Thank the Lord, they are finally together.”

In the congregation Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret: ”Margaret, do you think he means her 1st, 2nd, or 3rd husband?”

Margaret replied: ”I think he means her legs, Ethel…”


A nice contribution from Paul in Provence