The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked: ”Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”
Maria: ”Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.”
”The first is that I iron better than you.”
Wife: ”Who said you iron better than me?”
Maria: ”Jor huzban he say so.”
Wife: ”Oh yeah?”
Maria: ”The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: ”Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”
Maria: ”Jor hozban did”
Wife increasingly agitated:”Oh he did— did he???”
Maria: ”The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth. ”And did my husband say that as well?”
Maria: ”No Senora……The gardener did.”
A contribution from Carlton in Charlotte NC