Reflections at funeral

Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children.

Then Ted died of heart failure.

Judy married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. Then Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.

Again Judy remarried, and this time she & John had 5 more children.

Judy finally died, after having a total of 25 children.

Standing before her coffin at her funeral, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, ”Thank the Lord, they are finally together.”

In the congregation Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret: ”Margaret, do you think he means her 1st, 2nd, or 3rd husband?”

Margaret replied: ”I think he means her legs, Ethel…”

 

A nice contribution from Paul in Provence

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