”Daddy, I am coming home to get married.
Take out your check book Dad, I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK.
We met on a dating website, Became friends on Facebook, Had long chats on Whatsapp,
He proposed to me on Skype and now we’ve had two months of relationship-through Viber Dad, I need your good wishes and blessings to big wedding ”..
”Wow! Really !! Then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon and pay-through Paypal.
And if you are fed up With Your husband …. sell him on Ebay”.
From Paul in Provence