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5 Answers

THE 5 ANSWERS WE HAVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR!

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but
’downunder.’

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it
a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES NORMALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they’re wild and
wet, and when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET
UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to
scratch…

Q: WHAT IS A MAN¹S ULTIMATE EMBARRASSMENT?
A: Running into a wall with an erection and
breaking his nose.

Another Provence contribution from Paul