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Reflections at funeral

Judy and Ted got married and had 13 children.

Then Ted died of heart failure.

Judy married again, and she & Bob had 7 more children. Then Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later.

Again Judy remarried, and this time she & John had 5 more children.

Judy finally died, after having a total of 25 children.

Standing before her coffin at her funeral, the preacher prayed for her. He thanked the Lord for this very loving woman and said, ”Thank the Lord, they are finally together.”

In the congregation Ethel leaned over and quietly asked her best friend, Margaret: ”Margaret, do you think he means her 1st, 2nd, or 3rd husband?”

Margaret replied: ”I think he means her legs, Ethel…”

 

A nice contribution from Paul in Provence

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The funeral ¤¤¤

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away.

At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket .

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive!

She lives for ten more years, and then dies..

Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket.

As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out,

’Watch that wall!’