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Missing bucks…

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has stolen ten million
bucks from him.

The bookkeeper is deaf. It was the reason he got the job in the first
place, since it was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not be able to
hear anything that he’d ever have to testify about in court. When the
Godfather goes to shakedown the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million
bucks, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language.

The Godfather asks the bookkeeper: ”Where is the $10 million bucks you
embezzled from me?”

The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the $10
million bucks is hidden.

The bookkeeper signs back: ”I don’t know what you are talking about.”

The attorney tells the Godfather: ”He says he doesn’t know what you’re
talking about.”

That’s when the Godfather pulls out a 9 mm pistol, puts it to the
bookkeeper’s temple, cocks it, and says: ”Ask him again!”

The attorney signs to the underling: ”He’ll kill you for sure if you
don’t tell him!”

The bookkeeper signs back: ”Ok! You win! The money is in a brown
briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo’s backyard in
Queens!”

The Godfather asks the attorney: ”Well, what’d he say?”

The attorney replies: ”He says you don’t have the guts to pull the trigger.”

 

Bonus

If you dont know the difference between guts and balls

Joke from Sicily- The tomato garden.. ¤¤¤

This joke is an old one ..But still real good to read for your health

THE  TOMATO GARDEN

A little old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig
his tomato garden, but it was very difficult work for him because the
ground was too hard.

His only son used to help him, but Vincent was in
prison now.

One day, the old man was feeling so blue that he wrote a
letter to his son Vincent and described his feelings and predicament.
My dear son Vincenzo, I feel pretty bad today. I can not plant my tomato
garden this year. I’m just too old to dig up the garden. The ground is so
hard, if I dig, it hurts my back so bad. If you were home…
my troubles would be over .. I know you would dig the garden for me!

Love, Papa.

A few days later he received a letter from his son.Yo
Pop, Wad’ever ya do… DON’T dig up that yard …. That’s where buried
the bodies.

Love, Vinnie.

4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local
police arrived and dug up the entire property. Not finding any bodies,
they apologized to the little old man and left.

A day later, the little old man got another letter from his son.

Yo Pop, go ahead and plant
those tomatoes now. That’s the best I could do under the circumstances
Love, Vinnie

/on request  Roland le Professeur 

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