Ursprungligen publicerad 24 juli 2010
NOT CELL PHONES…
NOT SMS WHEN DRIVING…
NOR THE RADIO…
NOR THE GPS MONITOR…..
NOR WATCHING A CAR VIDEO….
NOR CHANGING CD’s…
THE MOST FREQUENT CAUSES OF TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS ARE:
You guessed it-
Inappropriate footwear! 5 points!!
A nice contribution from KAX
Två blondiner hade råkat låsa in sina nycklar i bilen. En av blondinerna försökte bryta sig in i bilen medan den andra kollade så att kusten var klar.
Till sist gav den första blondinen upp och sa: ”Jäklar, jag kan inte komma in i bilen!”
Den andra blondinen svarade: ”Fortsätt att försöka. Det ser ut att bli regn och suffletten är nere.”
Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006
John O’Reilly hoisted his beer and said, ”Here’s to spendig the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!”
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, ”I won the prize for the Best toast of the night”. She said, ”Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?”
John said, ”Here’s to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife.” – ”Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John’s drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled leeringly and said, ”John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.”
She said, ”Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he’s only been there twice in the last four years.
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.
A contribution from Lawrence (not from Arabia)