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IQ -test

We will start the week with an IQ-test

 

Now I will give you an exercize to train your brain and you will learn something  I promise !

 

 

penna

 

Incredibel!!!

 

Read all numbers – slow and do not jump over any number then it doesnt work…

 

1……………….2……………….3………………..4…………………5
6………………..7……………….8………………..9………………..10
11………………12………………13………………14………………15
16………………17………………18………………19………………20
21………………22………………23………………24………………25
26………………27………………28………………29………………30

 

Ready ??

 

And now…

pil

pil

 

Well done!! Tomorrow I will send you the alphabet…

apa

The wealthy golfer ¤¤¤

Bob, a 70 year old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at
the Country Club with a breathtakingly beautiful and very sexy
25 year-old blonde who knocks everyone’s socks off with her
youthful sex appeal and charm who hangs over Bob’s arm and
listens intently to his every word.

His buddies at the club are all aghast.

They corner him and ask, ”Bob, how’d you get the trophy girlfriend?”

Bob replies, ”Girlfriend? She’s my wife!”

They’re knocked over, but continue to ask. ”So, how’d you persuade
her to marry you?”

Bob says, ”I lied about my age.”

His friends respond, ”What do you mean? Did you tell her you were
only 50?”

Bob smiles and says, ”No, I told her I was 90.”

From Oles Archive…

IRISH JOKE ¤¤¤

A  petrol  station owner in Dublin was trying to increase his  sales, so he put up a sign that read, ’Free Sex with Every  Fill-Up.’

Paddy pulled in, filled his tank  and  asked for his free sex.

The owner told him to pick a number  from 1 to 10, and said that if he guessed correctly, he would get his  free sex.

Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, ’You  were very close, the lucky number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.’

A week later, Paddy,with his friend Mick, pulled  in for another fill-up.

Again Paddy asked for his free sex.

The proprietor again gave him  the same story, and  asked him to guess the correct number.

Paddy guessed 2. The  proprietor said, ’Sorry, it was 3, you were very close, but no  free sex this time.’

As they were driving away, Mick  said to Paddy, ’I think that game is rigged and he doesn’t  really
give  away free sex at all.’

Paddy replied, ’No it’s genuine  enough Mick.

My  wife won twice last week.’

A Contribution from Gunnar the dentist