Etikettarkiv: olycka

Golfing accident

Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize. ‘Please allow me to help. I’m a Physical Therapist and I know I could relieve your pain if you’d allow me, she told him.

‘Oh, no, I’ll be all right. I’ll be fine in a few minutes,’ the man replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands there at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and asked, ‘How does that feel’?

Feels great, he replied; but I still think my thumb’s broken!

A contribution from Hans the footdoc

SLIGHT FLIGHT PROBLEM

THERE I WAS, JUST FLYING ALONG MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS (at 20,000 feet) . . . and 

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And what’s so cool is they actually pay me to do this!

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And what’s so cool is they actually pay me to do this!

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Hey, why am I looking up?

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Whoa there. What the hell?? Controls aren’t working.

Time for a mirror check… Hey, where’s the rest of my F-15?

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Uh oh, it’s over there… I think I’ve got a definite………………… 

Aw, sh*t’ What the hell is going on here.

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gotta wonder, am I the first guy to ever experience a ‘cockpit-airframe separation anxiety attack’??

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OK, enough is enough!… I’m outta’ here! But first, the canopy has to go.

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Phew………………….At least that’s now out of the way.

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OK, now it’s my turn. I’m gonna be gone as soon as I find that frickin’ lower handle.

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Got it, Im gone !!!!!!

This ‘incident’ caused the USAF to ground its fleet of F-15’s.

How about the guy who took these pictures?
Just when it looks like it’s going to be just another ‘average day at the office’..!

What caused the mid-air break up?

The main “longeron” (stringer) behind the cockpit failed due to corrosion.

Talk about being in the right place at the right time (the photographer)…or the wrong place at the wrong time (the pilot)….. 

A nice contribution from Rurik the doubledoc