Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peter’s Square.
The first Catholic man tells his friends:
”My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him ’Father’.”
The second Catholic man says:
”My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ’Your Grace’.”
The third declares:
”My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says ’Your Eminence’.”
With great pride the fourth Catholic man says:
”My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ’Your Holiness’.”
The lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, so the four men give her a subtle, ”Well….?”
She proudly replies:
”I have a daughter,
24″ WAIST and
When she walks into a room, people say: ”Jesus Christ”!
A contribution from Paul in Provence