Etikettarkiv: piraten

The Pirate

A pirate walked into a bar, and the publican said,

”Hey, I haven’t seen you in a while. What happened? You look terrible.”

”What do you mean?” said the pirate, ”I feel fine.”

”What about the wooden leg? You didn’t have that before.”

”Well,” said the pirate, ”We were in a battle, and I got hit with a cannon ball, but I’m fine now.”

The publican replied, ”Well, OK, but what about that hook? What happened to your hand?”

The pirate explained, ”We were in another battle. I boarded a ship and got into a sword fight. My hand was cut off. I got fitted with a hook but I’m fine, really.”

”What about that eye patch?”

”Oh,” said the pirate, ”One day we were at sea, and a flock of birds flew over. I looked up, and one of them shit in my eye.”

”You’re kidding,” said the publican. ”You couldn’t lose an eye just from bird shit.”

”I know, but it was my first day with the hook.”

A contribution from Paul in Provence

Piraten och doktorn

En piratenhistoria berättad av prof Charlotte Erlandsson på Anders pågars jubileumssymposium i Lund

Bilden i videon är en tavla målad av Karin Holm  Vik Österlen och med på tavlan Teaterprofessorn Ingvar Holm  ( ansiktet hitåt) tillsammans med Piraten till höger och  Gösta Vitestam prof semitiska språk – professorerna tog ” under stundom sig en besk   ” tillsammans piraten  och alla vistades på Österlen tidvis.

”Piraten har blivit varnad av doktorn att han inte skulle bli gammal  om han inte slutade  med att börja dricka whisky  före lunch…”