Etikettarkiv: sex

SENIOR SEX

This is too  funny to be dirty – enjoy!

The husband leans over  and asks his wife, ”Do you remember the first time we had  sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the  village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and  I made love to you.”

Yes, she says, ”I remember it  well.”

OK, he says, ”How about taking a stroll  around there again and we can do it for old time’s  sake?”

”Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a  crazy, but good idea!”

A police officer sitting in  the next booth heard their conversation and, having a  chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see  these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just  keep an eye on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows  them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along,  leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks.  Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their  way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old  man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence,  the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the  most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This  goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud  noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both  collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is  amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and  old age that he didn’t know.

After about half an  hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple  struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The  policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this  is truly amazing, I’ve got to ask them what their secret  is.

So,  as the couple passes, he says to them, ”Excuse me, but  that was something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex  life together. Is there some sort of secret to  this?”

Shaking,  the old man is barely able to reply,

”Fifty  years ago that wasn’t an electric  fence.”

A contribution from my Brazilian friend Massamiti from Sao Paulo