Etikettarkiv: wifi

A SAD STORY

A man received the following text message from his neighbour:
“I am so sorry, Bob.
I’m riddled with guilt and I have to confess.  I have been into your wife, day and night when you’re not around.
In fact, more than you.  I’m not getting it at home, but that’s no excuse.
I should not have taken advantage like this and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.”
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
“Damned autocorrect.  I meant ‘wifi  not ‘wife.’ 
A contribution  Paul  in Provence
“Puter” terminology
autocorrect=setting inWords ( Microsoft who else??…) which corrects misspellings automatically
wifi=wireless network  to get into with your computer to connect with internet