A man received the following text message from his neighbour:
“I am so sorry, Bob.
I’m riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been into your wife, day and night when you’re not around.
In fact, more than you. I’m not getting it at home, but that’s no excuse.
I should not have taken advantage like this and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.”
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
“Damned autocorrect. I meant ‘wifi‘ not ‘wife.’
A contribution Paul in Provence
autocorrect=setting inWords ( Microsoft who else??…) which corrects misspellings automatically
wifi=wireless network to get into with your computer to connect with internet