Another talking parrot this one cheap in price … ¤¤¤

There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.

”Why  so little?” she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and  said,
”Look, I should tell you first that this bird used to live in a  house of prostitution, and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar  stuff.”

The  woman thought about this, but decided   she  had to have the bird anyway.   She took it home and hung the  bird’s cage up in her living room and waited for it to say  something.

The bird looked around the room, then at her, and  said,
”New house, new madam.”

The  woman was a bit shocked at the implication,  but  then thought ”that’s really not so bad.”

When her two teenage  daughters returned from school, the bird saw them and  said,   ”New  house, new madam, new girls.”

The girls and the woman were a bit  offended but then began to laugh about the situation  considering  how and where the parrot had been raised.

Moments later, the  woman’s husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and  said,

 

”Hi Keith.”  

Another international  contribution from TJ

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