{"id":10038,"date":"2013-06-12T08:05:22","date_gmt":"2013-06-12T07:05:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=10038"},"modified":"2013-06-10T06:48:06","modified_gmt":"2013-06-10T05:48:06","slug":"fraga-inte-for-mycket","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/fraga-inte-for-mycket\/","title":{"rendered":"Fr\u00e5ga inte f\u00f6r mycket ! \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

Vid en r\u00e4tteg\u00e5ng i en mindre stad kallade \u00e5klagaren sitt f\u00f6rsta vittne, en \u00e4ldre farmor, till vittnesb\u00e5set.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/h2>\n

Han gick fram till henne och fr\u00e5gade:
\n– ”Fru Jones… vet ni vem jag \u00e4r?<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/h2>\n

Hon svarade:
\n– ”Javisst, jag vet vem du \u00e4r, herr Williams. Jag har k\u00e4nt dig sedan du var en liten pojke, och \u00e4rligt talat s\u00e5 \u00e4r du en besvikelse f\u00f6r mig. Du ljuger, bedrar din fru, manipulerar folk och pratar bakom ryggen p\u00e5 dem. Du tror du \u00e4r en storfr\u00e4sare n\u00e4r du i sj\u00e4lva verket inte har hj\u00e4rna nog att inse att du aldrig kommer att bli mer \u00e4n en halvdan pappersv\u00e4ndare. JA, jag vet vem du \u00e4r.”\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/h2>\n

\u00c5klagaren h\u00e4pnade! I brist p\u00e5 b\u00e4ttre, pekade han tv\u00e4rs \u00f6ver rummet och fr\u00e5gade:
\n– ”Fru Jones… vet ni vem f\u00f6rsvarsadvokaten \u00e4r?”\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/h2>\n

Hon svarade:
\n”Javisst g\u00f6r jag det. Jag har k\u00e4nt herr Bradley sedan barnsben. Han \u00e4r en lat bigotterist med alkoholproblem. Han kan inte ha ett normalt f\u00f6rh\u00e5llande med n\u00e5gon och han \u00e4r en av delstatens s\u00e4msta advokater. F\u00f6r att inte tala om att han bedrog sin hustru med tre olika kvinnor. En av dem var din fru. JA, jag vet vem han \u00e4r.”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/h2>\n

F\u00f6rsvarsadvokaten dog n\u00e4stan.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/h2>\n

Nu kallade domaren till sig b\u00e5de \u00e5klagare och f\u00f6rsvarsadvokat, och sa till dem med l\u00e5g r\u00f6st:
\n”Om n\u00e5gon av er skitungar fr\u00e5gar henne om hon vet vem jag \u00e4r skickar jag er b\u00e5da till elektriska stolen!”.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/h2>\n

Ett \u00a0bidrag av Lawrence ( not from Arabia)<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/em><\/h2>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Vid en r\u00e4tteg\u00e5ng i en mindre stad kallade \u00e5klagaren sitt f\u00f6rsta vittne, en \u00e4ldre farmor, till vittnesb\u00e5set. Han gick fram till henne och fr\u00e5gade: – ”Fru Jones… vet ni vem jag \u00e4r? Hon svarade: – ”Javisst, jag vet vem du \u00e4r, herr Williams. Jag har k\u00e4nt dig sedan du var en liten pojke, och \u00e4rligt […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[73,554,719,1638],"class_list":["post-10038","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-aklagare","tag-domare","tag-fosvarsadvokat","tag-rattegang"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-2BU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":4876,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/den-hjalpsamma-hustrun\/","url_meta":{"origin":10038,"position":0},"title":"Den hj\u00e4lpsamma hustrun \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2010-11-18","format":false,"excerpt":"En man och hans fru \u00e4r ut och k\u00f6r med bilen och blir stoppad av en polis. - Vad \u00e4r problemet, konstapeln? 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