Inte bara BPs ordf \u00a0Svanberg har problem med sin engelska han har m\u00e5nga i s\u00e4llskap..<\/p>\n
Ryktet s\u00e4ger<\/strong> att en britt p\u00e5 bes\u00f6k p\u00e5 ett av de st\u00f6rre svenska f\u00f6retagen<\/strong> I bankv\u00e4rlden utspelades f\u00f6ljande:<\/strong><\/p>\n En engelsktalande man kom in p\u00e5 en svensk bank f\u00f6r att skaffa sig ett bankfack.<\/p>\n ”It\u00b4s ok<\/em>”, sa tj\u00e4nstemannen, ”would you please fill in this blanket, and show me your <\/span>leg<\/em>”. Passiviserad av undran \u00f6ver vilken filt hon menade, och varf\u00f6r hon\u00a0ville se hans ben (han var ju \u00e4nd\u00e5 \u00f6ver 70 \u00e5r), stod han bara d\u00e4r. Svensk p\u00e5 bes\u00f6k i Amerikat<\/strong> \u00e4r imponerad av bilen han \u00e5ker i: ”It must be <\/em> En ingenj\u00f6r skulle inleda en internationell teknisk m\u00e4ssa<\/strong> och h\u00e4lsa alla Tv\u00e5 herrar fr\u00e5n gamla goda G\u00f6tabanken<\/strong> talade om f\u00f6rnyade internationella Tv\u00e5 svenskar \u00e4r i England p\u00e5 aff\u00e4rsresa<\/strong> och \u00e4garen till f\u00f6retaget de Ett g\u00e4ng amerikaner \u00e4r p\u00e5 \u00e4ventyrssemester i Lappland<\/strong>. D\u00e5 de blev F\u00f6rr\u00e4tten var\u00a0enkel, ”salmon”.<\/p>\n Efterr\u00e4tten var inte heller s\u00e5 sv\u00e5r att f\u00f6rklara,\u00a0”lingonberrys”.<\/p>\n Men varmr\u00e4tten, som var fj\u00e4llripa, \u00f6versattes som”mountain-rape”.<\/p>\n En polare p\u00e5 bes\u00f6k i London ville k\u00f6pa dartpilar<\/strong>, varp\u00e5 han fr\u00e5gar en Konversation \u00a0mellan pilot (nationalitet ok\u00e4nd) och flygledare p\u00e5 Sturup <\/strong> Pilot: ”What are those yellow fields below\u00a0us?”<\/p>\n Flygledare: \u00a0”It\u00b4s probably rapefields.”<\/p>\n Pilot: ”Oh, you have fields\u00a0for that in Sweden?”<\/p>\n En polare stod vid en korvkiosk i Trollh\u00e4ttan<\/strong> och v\u00e4ntade p\u00e5 sin mat. Tv\u00e5 v\u00e4nninor var p\u00e5 cykelsemester i Holland<\/strong> och en solig eftermiddag Tv\u00e5 goda v\u00e4nner drack gl\u00f6gg p\u00e5 skansens julmarknad<\/strong>. \u00a0Tv\u00e5 japanska Ett kulbidrag fr\u00e5n Anders i Viken<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Inte bara BPs ordf \u00a0Svanberg har problem med sin engelska han har m\u00e5nga i s\u00e4llskap.. 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\nblev mottagen av en sekreterare med orden: ”Please, take your clothes <\/em>
\noff and meet me <\/span>in the whip-room!” <\/em><\/p>\n
\nTj\u00e4nstemannen s\u00e5g sig \u00e4nd\u00e5 f\u00f6ranl\u00e5ten att f\u00f6ra samtalet vidare: ”Would <\/span>you like a big fack or a small fack?<\/em>”.Vid det laget l\u00e5g alla kollegerna
\ndubbelvikta, skrattande bakom disken.<\/p>\n
\nnice <\/span>to have a fart-controller in the car.” <\/em><\/p>\n
\nv\u00e4lkomna: ”Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this technical mess!” <\/em><\/p>\n
\nkontakter strax efter namnbytet till GOTA BANK med orden: ”Dear friends, <\/em>
\nwe are the same guys as before although we have lost our pricks.”<\/em><\/p>\n
\nbes\u00f6kt bj\u00f6d dem att \u00e4ta middag med hans familj Deras 2-\u00e5riga barn
\nb\u00f6rjade fram\u00e5t kv\u00e4llen bli lite grinigt, varvid den ene svensken (som
\nhar sett bl\u00f6jreklamen om ungen som var lite ”kinkig”) sa: ”Is he getting <\/em>
\na little kinky?” <\/em><\/p>\n
\nserverade en st\u00e5tlig trer\u00e4ttersmeny mitt ute i skogen var de m\u00e4kta
\nimponerade och undrade naturligtvis vad de blev serverade.<\/p>\n
\nexpedit f\u00f6ljande: ”Have you got any piles<\/em>?” (pile=hemorrojd<\/em>).<\/p>\n
\nen majdag f\u00f6r \u00a0n\u00e5gra \u00e5r sedan.<\/p>\n
\nPotatismoset var slut och medan han v\u00e4ntade p\u00e5 att mer mos skulle bli
\nklart d\u00f6k det upp en annan kund. Den nya kunden visade sig vara
\nengelsman. Polaren v\u00e4nde sig till engelsmannen och f\u00f6rklarade v\u00e4nligt:
\n”You must wait for the moose.” <\/em><\/p>\n
\nblev den ena v\u00e4ninnan tr\u00f6tt och yr och k\u00e4nde sig som hon skulle svimma.
\nVarp\u00e5 den andra begav sig till n\u00e4rmsta hus f\u00f6r att be om ett glas
\nvatten. ”Please, could I have some water because my friend is swimming<\/em>!”<\/p>\n
\nturister undrade vad de drack och fick svaret: ”It’s warm red wine with <\/em>
\nrussians in it.”<\/em><\/p>\n