{"id":10247,"date":"2011-03-18T18:41:29","date_gmt":"2011-03-18T17:41:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=10247"},"modified":"2014-12-19T17:17:34","modified_gmt":"2014-12-19T16:17:34","slug":"aldersproblem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/aldersproblem\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00c5LDERSPROBLEM \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00c5ldersproblem<\/strong>\u00a0<\/p>\n

Tre \u00e4ldre herrar satt och konverserade. Den ena hade naturligtvis v\u00e4rre kr\u00e4mpor\u00a0\u00a0\u00e4n den andra…<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0En av herrarna, nyss fyllda 60 \u00e5r, sa:<\/p>\n

\u00a0– 60 \u00e4r en j\u00e4vla \u00e5lder, den v\u00e4rsta av alla! Man \u00e4r pissn\u00f6dig hela tiden,\u00a0men f\u00f6r det mesta kommer det ingenting n\u00e4r man st\u00e5r d\u00e4r!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0En annan, 70 \u00e5r fyllda, replikerade:<\/p>\n

\u00a0– \u00c4h… 70 \u00e4r mycket v\u00e4rre! Man har inte en lugn stund eftersom magen trycker p\u00e5 hela tiden. Men inte fan kommer det n\u00e5got n\u00e4r man s\u00e4tter sig p\u00e5\u00a0\u00a0muggen, trots att man vr\u00e4ker i sig b\u00e5de fibrer och laxermedel!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0D\u00e5 tog 80-\u00e5ringen i s\u00e4llskapet till orda:<\/p>\n

\u00a0– \u00c4rligt talat s\u00e5 \u00e4r faktiskt 80 den allra v\u00e4rsta \u00e5ldern!<\/p>\n

\u00a060-\u00e5ringen fr\u00e5gade:<\/p>\n

\u00a0– Har du ocks\u00e5 problem med att pissa?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a080-\u00e5ringen svarade:<\/p>\n

\u00a0– Nej f\u00f6r fan! Jag pissar som en h\u00e4st varje morgon kl 06:00.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a070-\u00e5ringen undrade:<\/p>\n

\u00a0– Jas\u00e5… \u00c4r det magen som kr\u00e5nglar?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0Men 80-\u00e5ringen skakade p\u00e5 huvudet och sa:<\/p>\n

\u00a0– Icke! Jag skiter m\u00e4ngder, punktligt varje morgon kl 06:30.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0V\u00e4ldigt f\u00f6rv\u00e5nad utbrast d\u00e5 60-\u00e5ringen:<\/p>\n

\u00a0– Va? Du pissar allts\u00e5 kl 06:00 och skiter kl 06:30 varenda morgon! Vad\u00a0\u00a0\u00e4r det d\u00e5 som \u00e4r s\u00e5 illa med att vara 80?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a080-\u00e5ringen<\/p>\n

\u00a0– Jag vaknar ju f\u00f6r fan inte f\u00f6rr\u00e4n kl 07:00<\/p>\n

Ett bidrag fr\u00e5n p\u00e5gen Norman( OBS Ej norrman!!…)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

\u00c5ldersproblem\u00a0 Tre \u00e4ldre herrar satt och konverserade. Den ena hade naturligtvis v\u00e4rre kr\u00e4mpor\u00a0\u00a0\u00e4n den andra… \u00a0\u00a0En av herrarna, nyss fyllda 60 \u00e5r, sa: \u00a0– 60 \u00e4r en j\u00e4vla \u00e5lder, den v\u00e4rsta av alla! Man \u00e4r pissn\u00f6dig hela tiden,\u00a0men f\u00f6r det mesta kommer det ingenting n\u00e4r man st\u00e5r d\u00e4r! \u00a0\u00a0En annan, 70 \u00e5r fyllda, replikerade: \u00a0– […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10247","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","category-underhallning"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-2Fh","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":8166,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/ar-det-sa-har-dagens-40\/","url_meta":{"origin":10247,"position":0},"title":"\u00c4r det s\u00e5 h\u00e4r det kommer att bli ? undrar dagens 40-\u00e5ringar","author":"bengt39","date":"2010-11-01","format":false,"excerpt":"Ett g\u00e4ng 40-\u00e5riga v\u00e4ninnor diskuterade var de skulle m\u00f6tas f\u00f6r att \u00e4ta\u00a0lunch. 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