En mobiltelefon ringer och en av m\u00e4nnen i omkl\u00e4dningsrummet svarar ”hands-free” med h\u00f6gtalaren p\u00e5
\nAlla andra i rummet lyssnar ocks\u00e5<\/p>\n
Mannen: HALL\u00c5!
\nKvinnan: \u00c4lskling det \u00e4r jag. \u00c4r du p\u00e5 klubben?
\nMannen: Ja
\nKvinnan: Jag \u00e4r i sta’n och har hittat en fantastisk l\u00e4derjacka. Den kostar bara 7.500 kronor. \u00c4r det OK om jag k\u00f6per den?<\/p>\n
Mannen: Ja d\u00e5, naturligtvis, om du nu tycker s\u00e5 mycket om den.
\nKvinnan: Nu n\u00e4r jag har dig p\u00e5 linjen s\u00e5…… Jag var ocks\u00e5 just f\u00f6rbi Mercedes f\u00f6r att f\u00e5 monterat den d\u00e4r stj\u00e4rnan du vet. De har f\u00e5tt in 2011 \u00e5rs modell och de hade en superh\u00e4ftig SL500. Det \u00e4r just en s\u00e5’n som jag alltid \u00f6nskat mig.<\/p>\n
Mannen: Vad kostar den d\u00e5?
\nKvinnan: 2,2 milj kr. i standardversionen.<\/p>\n
Mannen: OK, s\u00e5 k\u00f6p den d\u00e5, men f\u00f6r det priset skall det ocks\u00e5 ing\u00e5 vinterhjul!
\nKvinnan: Tack, \u00e4lskling vad du \u00e4r gullig. S\u00e5 var det bara en sak till. Sommarhuset som vi tittade p\u00e5 f\u00f6rra \u00e5ret, \u00e4r till salu igen. F\u00f6r 10.500.000 kr.<\/p>\n
Mannen: OK, bjud bara 10 miljoner. Det accepterar de s\u00e4kert och g\u00f6r de inte det s\u00e5 ge dem den d\u00e4r halva miljonen till, f\u00f6r det \u00e4r ju ett bra pris \u00e4nd\u00e5.<\/p>\n
Kvinnan: OK. Vi ses senare. Jag \u00e4lskar dig, raring!<\/p>\n
Manden; Hej d\u00e5 – Jag \u00e4lskar dig ocks\u00e5.<\/p>\n
Telefonsamtalet slutar och de andra m\u00e4nnen i omkl\u00e4dningsrummet stirrar p\u00e5 honom – m\u00e5ll\u00f6sa – tills mannen med ett stort leende s\u00e4ger:<\/p>\n
\u00c4r det n\u00e5gon h\u00e4r som vet vems mobiltelefon det \u00e4r?<\/p>\n
Ett bidrag fr\u00e5n Paul fr\u00e5n Provence<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
En mobiltelefon ringer och en av m\u00e4nnen i omkl\u00e4dningsrummet svarar ”hands-free” med h\u00f6gtalaren p\u00e5 Alla andra i rummet lyssnar ocks\u00e5 Mannen: HALL\u00c5! Kvinnan: \u00c4lskling det \u00e4r jag. \u00c4r du p\u00e5 klubben? Mannen: Ja Kvinnan: Jag \u00e4r i sta’n och har hittat en fantastisk l\u00e4derjacka. Den kostar bara 7.500 kronor. \u00c4r det OK om jag k\u00f6per […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10349","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-2GV","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":13610,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/golfhistoria\/","url_meta":{"origin":10349,"position":0},"title":"Golfhistoria \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2012-03-04","format":false,"excerpt":"N\u00e5gra kvinnor spelade golf. 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