{"id":10382,"date":"2011-03-29T06:03:02","date_gmt":"2011-03-29T05:03:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=10382"},"modified":"2011-03-29T06:03:02","modified_gmt":"2011-03-29T05:03:02","slug":"an-irish-blonde-in-a-casino","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/an-irish-blonde-in-a-casino\/","title":{"rendered":"AN IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

\u00a0An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.<\/span>\u00a0<\/p>\n

She said, ’I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude’.\u00a0<\/p>\n

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, ’Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!’\u00a0<\/p>\n

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed…’YES! YES! I WON, I WON!’<\/p>\n

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.<\/p>\n

\u00a0The dealer and players stared at each other dumbfounded.<\/p>\n

Finally, one of them asked, ’What did she roll?’<\/p>\n

The other answered, ’I don’t know – I thought you were watching.’<\/p>\n

MORAL OF THE STORY –<\/p>\n

Not all Irish are drunks,<\/p>\n

not all blondes are dumb,<\/p>\n

but all men…are men.<\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>Another goody from Lawrence ( not from Arabia..)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.\u00a0 She said, ’I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude’.\u00a0 With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[288,1020,1621],"class_list":["post-10382","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-blonde","tag-irish-joke","tag-pub"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-2Hs","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":18554,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/veckans-frackis-an-irish-joke\/","url_meta":{"origin":10382,"position":0},"title":"An Irish joke","author":"admin","date":"2017-06-06","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0 Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006 John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, \"Here's to spendig the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!\" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! 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