{"id":10638,"date":"2011-04-13T07:45:49","date_gmt":"2011-04-13T05:45:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=10638"},"modified":"2011-04-13T07:45:49","modified_gmt":"2011-04-13T05:45:49","slug":"konstiga-skyltar-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/konstiga-skyltar-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4\/","title":{"rendered":"Konstiga skyltar \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Ingen parkering f\u00f6rbjuden<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Skylt p\u00e5 bensinmack i Uppsala)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vi utf\u00f6r rost och pl\u00e5tskador billigt<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Bilverkstad utanf\u00f6r G\u00f6teborg)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Stekt r\u00f6d tunga<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(P\u00e5 en restaurangs lunchmeny)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Seri\u00f6sa priser<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(I f\u00f6nster till pizzeria i Visby)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Sjuk gymnastik<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Skylt i centrala Lund)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Jag \u00e4r sjukdom, kommer morgon<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Hos fris\u00f6r i Stockholm)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Vid k\u00f6p av klockarmband &#8211; gratis p\u00e5s\u00e4ttning<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Skylt p\u00e5 loppmarknad i G\u00f6teborg)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>J\u00e4mna pengar underl\u00e4ttar v\u00e4xlingen<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Lapp i cafeterian p\u00e5 H\u00f6gskolan i Halmstad)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>\u00c4t fisk &#8211; bli frisk<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Aff\u00e4ren st\u00e4ngd pga sjukdom<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Skylt p\u00e5 d\u00f6rren till mindre aff\u00e4r i Gnesta)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Posten h\u00e4mtas d\u00e5 och d\u00e5, ibland n\u00e5got senare<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(P\u00e5 brevl\u00e5da utanf\u00f6r hotellet i Kittelfj\u00e4ll)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Frig\u00e5ende \u00e4gg<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Affisch i ett f\u00f6nster till en mataff\u00e4r i G\u00f6teborg)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Para er tre och tre i liftk\u00f6n.. Se upp s\u00e5 inga kl\u00e4desplagg fastnar i liften<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Plakat vid skidliften i Sunne)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Morgondagen inst\u00e4lld pga bristande intresse<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Lapp i Medborgarhusets foaj\u00e9 i Stockholm)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Priserna g\u00e4ller endast n\u00e4r gatuk\u00f6ket \u00e4r \u00f6ppet<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Gatuk\u00f6k i Uppsala)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Tomg\u00e5ngsk\u00f6rning f\u00f6rbjuden h\u00f6gst 1 minut<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Skylt vid lastkaj)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Idag rabatt p\u00e5 underkl\u00e4der som avdrages i kassan<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>(Skylt i mindre kl\u00e4desbutik)<\/p>\n<p><strong> Extra m\u00f6rt k\u00f6tt. Vi h\u00e4nger sj\u00e4lv i butiken.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>K\u00f6ttaff\u00e4r i G\u00f6teborg<\/p>\n<p>Ett bidrag fr\u00e5n Ole<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ingen parkering f\u00f6rbjuden (Skylt p\u00e5 bensinmack i Uppsala) &nbsp; Vi utf\u00f6r rost och pl\u00e5tskador billigt (Bilverkstad utanf\u00f6r G\u00f6teborg) &nbsp; Stekt r\u00f6d tunga (P\u00e5 en restaurangs lunchmeny) &nbsp; Seri\u00f6sa priser (I f\u00f6nster till pizzeria i Visby) &nbsp; Sjuk gymnastik (Skylt i centrala Lund) &nbsp; Jag \u00e4r sjukdom, kommer morgon (Hos fris\u00f6r i Stockholm) &nbsp; Vid k\u00f6p [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[1696],"class_list":["post-10638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-roliga-skyltar"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-2LA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":11003,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/konstig-annonsering-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":10638,"position":0},"title":"Konstig annonsering \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-05-03","format":false,"excerpt":"Ingen Parkering f\u00f6rbjuden (Skylt p\u00e5 bensinmack i Uppsala)\u00a0 \u00a0 Vi utf\u00f6r rost och pl\u00e5tskador billigt\u00a0 (Bilverkstad utanf\u00f6r G\u00f6teborg)\u00a0 \u00a0 Stekt r\u00f6d tunga\u00a0 (P\u00e5 en restaurangs lunchmeny)\u00a0 \u00a0 Seri\u00f6sa priser\u00a0 (I f\u00f6nster till pizzeria i Visby)\u00a0 \u00a0 Sjuk\u00a0 gymnastik\u00a0 (Skylt i centrala Lund)\u00a0 \u00a0 Jag \u00e4r sjukdom, kommer morgon\u00a0 (Hos fris\u00f6r\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d2 JOKES\u201d","block_context":{"text":"2 JOKES","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/ett-gott-skratt\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":7803,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/syftningsfel-och-annat\/","url_meta":{"origin":10638,"position":1},"title":"Syftningsfel och annat&#8230;  \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2013-09-07","format":false,"excerpt":"N\u00e5gra exempel p\u00e5 underh\u00e5llande skyltning..... 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