Published first time 20110502<\/p>\n
An 80-year-old Italian goes to the doctor for a check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape the guy is in and asks,<\/p>\n
\u2018How do you stay in such great physical condition?\u2019<\/p>\n
I\u2019m Italian and I am a golfer,\u2019 says the old guy, \u2018and that\u2019s why I\u2019m in such good shape. I\u2019m up well before daylight and out golfing up and down the fairways. I have a glass of vino, and all is well.\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018Well,\u2019 says the doctor, \u2018I\u2019m sure that helps, but there\u2019s got to be more to it. How old was your Dad when he died?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018Who said my Dad\u2019s dead?\u2019<\/p>\n
The doctor is amazed. \u2018You mean you\u2019re 80 years old and your Dad\u2019s still alive. How old is he?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018He\u2019s 100 years old,\u2019 says the old Italian golfer. \u2018In fact he golfed with me this morning, and then we went to the topless beach for a walk and had a little vino and that\u2019s why he\u2019s still alive. He\u2019s Italian and he\u2019s a golfer, too.\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018Well,\u2019 the doctor says, \u2018that\u2019s great, but I\u2019m sure there\u2019s more to it than that. How about your Dad\u2019s Dad? How old was he when he died?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018Who said my grandpa\u2019s dead?\u2019<\/p>\n
Stunned, the doctor asks, \u2018You mean you\u2019re 80 years old and your grandfather\u2019s still living! Incredible, how old is he?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018He\u2019s 118 years old,\u2019 says the old Italian golfer.<\/p>\n
The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, \u2018So, I guess he went golfing with you this morning too?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018No. Grandpa couldn\u2019t go this morning because he\u2019s getting married today.\u2019<\/p>\n
At this point the doctor is close to losing it. \u2018Getting married!! Why would a 118 year-old man want to get married?\u2019<\/p>\n
\u2018Who said he wanted to?\u2019<\/p>\n
A contribution from Paul ( the golfer) \u00a0from Provence<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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