{"id":11143,"date":"2011-05-25T19:39:48","date_gmt":"2011-05-25T17:39:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=11143"},"modified":"2011-05-25T19:39:48","modified_gmt":"2011-05-25T17:39:48","slug":"hemligheten-bakom-ett-langt-liv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/hemligheten-bakom-ett-langt-liv\/","title":{"rendered":"Hemligheten bakom ett l\u00e5ngt liv  \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/langtliv.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-11144\" title=\"langtliv\" src=\"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/langtliv.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"487\" height=\"385\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>En l\u00e4kare uppm\u00e4rksammade p\u00e5 sin morgonpromenad denna gamla dam, du ser avbildad h\u00e4r ovan, som satt utanf\u00f6r sitt hus och r\u00f6kte en cigarr.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Han gick fram till henne och sa: \u201dJag kan inte undg\u00e5 att l\u00e4gga m\u00e4rke till hur lycklig du ser ut. Vad \u00e4r din hemlighet?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201dJag r\u00f6ker tio cigarrer om dan\u201d, sa hon. \u201dInnan jag g\u00e5r till s\u00e4ngs r\u00f6ker jag en stor sk\u00f6n joint.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Dessutom dricker jag varje vecka en hel flaska Jack Daniels och \u00e4ter bara skr\u00e4pmat.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>Till helgen h\u00e4ller jag i mig piller, har sex och ut\u00f6var ingen sport.\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201dDet \u00e4r ju helt otroligt! Hur gammal \u00e4r du?\u201d<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong>\u201dFyrtio\u201d, svarade hon.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><em>Ett kul bidrag fr\u00e5n Ingela<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>En l\u00e4kare uppm\u00e4rksammade p\u00e5 sin morgonpromenad denna gamla dam, du ser avbildad h\u00e4r ovan, som satt utanf\u00f6r sitt hus och r\u00f6kte en cigarr. Han gick fram till henne och sa: \u201dJag kan inte undg\u00e5 att l\u00e4gga m\u00e4rke till hur lycklig du ser ut. Vad \u00e4r din hemlighet?\u201d \u201dJag r\u00f6ker tio cigarrer om dan\u201d, sa hon. 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