Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values<\/p>\n
.Bill said, ’I didn’t sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?’<\/p>\n
Larry replied, ’I’m not sure, what was her maiden name?<\/p>\n
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A little boy went up to his father and asked: ’Dad, where did my Intelligence come from?’
\nThe father replied. ’Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, Cause I still have mine.<\/p>\n
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’Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully,’<\/p>\n
the divorce Court Judge said, ’And I’ve decided to give your wife $775 a week,<\/p>\n
”That’s very fair, your honor,’ the husband said. ’And every now and Then I’ll try to send her a few bucks myself.<\/p>\n
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A doctor examining a woman who had been rushed to the Emergency Room,Took the husband aside, and said<\/p>\n
’I don’t like the looks of your wife At all.<\/p>\n
”Me neither doc,’ said the husband. ’But she’s a great cook and really Good with the kids.<\/p>\n
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has Been living with for the last 40 years<\/p>\n
.The Wizard says, ’Maybe, but you will have to tell me the exact words That were used to put the curse on you<\/p>\n
.’The old man says without hesitation, ’I now pronounce you man and wife.’<\/p>\n
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A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, ’Can you tell me how long it’ll Take to fly from \u00a0San Francisco \u00a0to \u00a0New York City \u00a0?’<\/p>\n
The agent replies, ’Just a minute.’<\/p>\n
’Thank you,’ the blonde says, and hangs up.<\/p>\n
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While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display Of bathing suits.<\/p>\n
It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband’s Advice<\/p>\n
.’What do you think?’ I asked.<\/p>\n
’Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?<\/p>\n
’\u00a0’Better get a bikini,’ he replied. ’You’d never get it all in one<\/p>\n
.’He’s still in intensive care<\/p>\n
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The graveside service just barely finished, when there was massive clap Of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied byEven more thunder rumbling in the distance…<\/p>\n
The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, ’Well, she’s There.’<\/p>\n
A contribution from \u00a0Ole<\/p>\n
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