{"id":11824,"date":"2011-10-13T06:00:31","date_gmt":"2011-10-13T04:00:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=11824"},"modified":"2015-02-20T08:10:14","modified_gmt":"2015-02-20T07:10:14","slug":"payraise-negotiations-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/payraise-negotiations-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4\/","title":{"rendered":"Payraise negotiations"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.<\/p>\n

She asked: ”Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?”<\/p>\n

Maria: ”Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.”<\/p>\n

”The first is that I iron better than you.”<\/p>\n

Wife: ”Who said you iron better than me?”<\/p>\n

Maria: ”Jor huzban he say so.”<\/p>\n

Wife: ”Oh yeah?”<\/p>\n

Maria: ”The second reason eez that I am a better cook than you.”<\/p>\n

Wife: ”Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?”<\/p>\n

Maria: ”Jor hozban did”<\/p>\n

Wife increasingly agitated:”Oh he did— did he???”<\/p>\n

Maria: ”The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in the bed.”<\/p>\n

Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth. ”And did my husband say that as well?”<\/p>\n

Maria: ”No Senora……The gardener did.”<\/p>\n

A\u00a0contribution from Carlton \u00a0in\u00a0Charlotte\u00a0NC<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: ”Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?” Maria: ”Well, Senora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze.” ”The first is that I iron better than you.” […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[1327,1538],"class_list":["post-11824","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-mexican","tag-payraise"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-34I","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":11167,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/some-good-ones-2\/","url_meta":{"origin":11824,"position":0},"title":"SOME GOOD ONES \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-05-29","format":false,"excerpt":"Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values .Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' 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