{"id":11859,"date":"2011-10-18T06:00:03","date_gmt":"2011-10-18T04:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=11859"},"modified":"2011-10-18T06:00:03","modified_gmt":"2011-10-18T04:00:03","slug":"the-funeral-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/the-funeral-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4\/","title":{"rendered":"The funeral \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket . <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive! <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

She lives for ten more years, and then dies.. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pall bearers are again carrying out the casket. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries out,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

’Watch that wall!’ <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, jarring the casket . They hear a faint moan. 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