{"id":11910,"date":"2013-08-18T06:40:28","date_gmt":"2013-08-18T05:40:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=11910"},"modified":"2013-08-18T06:40:30","modified_gmt":"2013-08-18T05:40:30","slug":"death-notice-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/death-notice-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4\/","title":{"rendered":"Death notice \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\nWhen the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

’You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.’<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Replied the widow, ’I nursed him night and day so of course I know he died of diarrhea, but I thought it would be better for posterity to remember him as a great lover rather than the big shit he always was.’ <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

When the husband finally died his wife put the usual death notice in the paper, but added that he died of gonorrhea. No sooner were the papers delivered when a friend of the family phoned and complained bitterly, ’You know very well that he died of diarrhea, not gonorrhea.’ Replied the widow, ’I nursed him […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[512,1446],"class_list":["post-11910","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-death","tag-notice"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-366","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":15675,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/death-of-the-parrot\/","url_meta":{"origin":11910,"position":0},"title":"Death of the Parrot","author":"bengt39","date":"2017-06-07","format":false,"excerpt":"At dawn the telephone rings, \"Hello, Se\u00f1or Roy? 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