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Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades.. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, ’Now don’t get mad at me….I know we’ve been friends for a long time…..but I just can’t think of your name! I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what your name is.’<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her.
\nFinally she said, ’How soon do you need to know?’\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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