{"id":12025,"date":"2011-10-31T08:34:05","date_gmt":"2011-10-31T06:34:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=12025"},"modified":"2011-10-31T08:34:05","modified_gmt":"2011-10-31T06:34:05","slug":"after-50-years-of-marriage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/after-50-years-of-marriage\/","title":{"rendered":"After 50 years of marriage \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

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After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

”Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV……but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

”Now… I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 73-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

My wife is a very reasonable woman. <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and….she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
\nAren’t older women great? <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

They really know how to solve an old guy’s problems.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A Contribution from Paul in Provence<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: ”Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV……but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.” ”Now… I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,7],"tags":[80,1293],"class_list":["post-12025","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-80","tag-marriage"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-37X","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12896,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/the-honeymooners\/","url_meta":{"origin":12025,"position":0},"title":"The Honeymooners \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2012-01-13","format":false,"excerpt":"Roger, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old. 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