{"id":12036,"date":"2011-11-06T06:00:17","date_gmt":"2011-11-06T04:00:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=12036"},"modified":"2011-11-06T06:00:17","modified_gmt":"2011-11-06T04:00:17","slug":"women-drivers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/women-drivers\/","title":{"rendered":"Women drivers \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

This morning on the Interstate,\u00a0I looked over to my left and there was a\u00a0Woman\u00a0In a brand new\u00a0Cadillac<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0Doing 65 mph\u00a0With her\u00a0Face up next to her\u00a0Rear view mirror\u00a0Putting on her eyeliner.I looked away\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

For a couple seconds…\u00a0to continue shaving <\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

And when I looked back she was\u00a0Halfway over in my lane,\u00a0Still working on that makeup.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

As a man,\u00a0I don’t scare easily.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

But she scared me so much;\u00a0I dropped\u00a0My electric shaver\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Which knocked\u00a0The donut\u00a0Out of my other hand.<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>In all The confusion of trying\u00a0To straighten out the car\u00a0Using my knees against\u00a0The steering wheel,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0It knocked\u00a0My Cell Phone\u00a0Away from my ear\u00a0Which fell\u00a0Into the coffee\u00a0Between my legs! Splashed,<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0And burned\u00a0Big Jim and the Twins,\u00a0Ruined the damn phone,\u00a0Soaked my trousers,\u00a0And disconnected an Important call.\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Damn women drivers!<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

\u00a0A contribution from Lawrence ( not from Arabia )<\/p>\n

More women drivers<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This morning on the Interstate,\u00a0I looked over to my left and there was a\u00a0Woman\u00a0In a brand new\u00a0Cadillac \u00a0Doing 65 mph\u00a0With her\u00a0Face up next to her\u00a0Rear view mirror\u00a0Putting on her eyeliner.I looked away\u00a0 For a couple seconds…\u00a0to continue shaving And when I looked back she was\u00a0Halfway over in my lane,\u00a0Still working on that makeup. 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