{"id":12074,"date":"2011-11-12T20:39:03","date_gmt":"2011-11-12T18:39:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=12074"},"modified":"2011-11-12T20:39:03","modified_gmt":"2011-11-12T18:39:03","slug":"if-you-are-bored","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/if-you-are-bored\/","title":{"rendered":"If you are bored …"},"content":{"rendered":"

The next time you’re bored and have nothing better to do,<\/p>\n

go to a public place, get out your cell phone, don’t turn it on,<\/p>\n

but speak into it like the guy in this video.<\/p>\n

Click on the cell phone below and see what I mean..
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\nA contribution from my friend Jerry in North Carolina US<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The next time you’re bored and have nothing better to do, go to a public place, get out your cell phone, don’t turn it on, but speak into it like the guy in this video. Click on the cell phone below and see what I mean.. A contribution from my friend Jerry in North Carolina […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[4,8],"tags":[309,388],"class_list":["post-12074","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-english-stuff","category-21-videoclips","tag-bored","tag-cellphone"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-38K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":12036,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/women-drivers\/","url_meta":{"origin":12074,"position":0},"title":"Women drivers \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2011-11-06","format":false,"excerpt":"This morning on the Interstate,\u00a0I looked over to my left and there was a\u00a0Woman\u00a0In a brand new\u00a0Cadillac \u00a0Doing 65 mph\u00a0With her\u00a0Face up next to her\u00a0Rear view mirror\u00a0Putting on her eyeliner.I looked away\u00a0 For a couple seconds...\u00a0to continue shaving And when I looked back she was\u00a0Halfway over in my lane,\u00a0Still working\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 English stuff\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 English stuff","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/english-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":15907,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/christmas-shopping\/","url_meta":{"origin":12074,"position":1},"title":"Christmas shopping \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2012-11-24","format":false,"excerpt":"A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. 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