Ett 85-\u00e5rigt par, som varit gifta i n\u00e4stan 60 \u00e5r dog i en bilolycka. De hade varit vid god h\u00e4lsa de senaste 10 \u00e5ren, mycket tack vare motion och fruns h\u00e4lsokost.<\/p>\n
N\u00e4r de kom till p\u00e4rleporten, s\u00e5 stod Sankte Per d\u00e4r och tog emot. Han f\u00f6ljde dem till deras hus. Det var ett stort hus med ett underbart k\u00f6k, j\u00e4ttelikt sovrum och badrum med jacuzzi. De tittade sig h\u00e4pet omkring. Den gamle mannen fr\u00e5gade Sankte Per hur mycket detta skulle kosta.
\n– Det \u00e4r gratis, svarade Sankte Per, det h\u00e4r \u00e4r ju himmelriket.<\/p>\n
Sen gick de ut f\u00f6r att inspektera golfbanan, som l\u00e5g alldeles bakom huset. De skulle f\u00e5 privilegiet att spela d\u00e4r varje dag i veckan. Banan var perfekt och liknade dom b\u00e4sta p\u00e5 jorden. Den gamle fr\u00e5gar:
\n– Vad kostar greenfeen?
\n– Det \u00e4r gratis, ni \u00e4r ju i himlen.<\/p>\n
Sen gick dom vidare till klubbhuset. D\u00e4r hade Gud dukat upp stora lunchbuff\u00e9n.
\n– Hur mycket kostar det att \u00e4ta h\u00e4r?
\n– F\u00f6rst\u00e5r du inte min v\u00e4n, du \u00e4r i himlen nu, allt \u00e4r gratis, svarade Sankte Per.
\n– Men finns det inga l\u00e5gkalorir\u00e4tter, fr\u00e5gade den gamle lite f\u00f6rsynt.<\/p>\n
Sankte Per svarade:
\n– Det \u00e4r den b\u00e4sta delen av det hela. Du kan \u00e4ta s\u00e5 mycket du vill och aldrig bli vare sig fet eller sjuk. Detta \u00e4r som sagt himmelriket.<\/p>\n
Detta gjorde att den gamle mannen blev alldeles vansinnig av ilska, han kastade hatten i marken, stampade p\u00e5 den och skrek av vrede. Hans fru f\u00f6rs\u00f6kte lugna honom, och fr\u00e5gade vad som var fel.<\/p>\n
– Hade det inte varit f\u00f6r din j\u00e4dra h\u00e4lsokost hade vi kunnat vara h\u00e4r redan f\u00f6r 10 \u00e5r sen!<\/p>\n
Ett kul bidrag fr\u00e5n Paul i Provence<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Ett 85-\u00e5rigt par, som varit gifta i n\u00e4stan 60 \u00e5r dog i en bilolycka. De hade varit vid god h\u00e4lsa de senaste 10 \u00e5ren, mycket tack vare motion och fruns h\u00e4lsokost. N\u00e4r de kom till p\u00e4rleporten, s\u00e5 stod Sankte Per d\u00e4r och tog emot. Han f\u00f6ljde dem till deras hus. Det var ett stort hus […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[879,1754],"class_list":["post-12124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-halsokost","tag-sankte-per"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-39y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":19667,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/trangt-uppe-hos-sankte-per\/","url_meta":{"origin":12124,"position":0},"title":"TR\u00c5NGT UPPE HOS SANKTE PER","author":"admin","date":"2014-04-04","format":false,"excerpt":"Det b\u00f6rjade bli tr\u00e5ngt uppe i himlen, s\u00e5 det best\u00e4mdes att endast de som hade haft en riktigt d\u00e5lig dag n\u00e4r de dog skulle sl\u00e4ppas in. Sankte Per stod som vanligt och tog emot dem som ville komma in: - P\u00e5 vilket s\u00e4tt dog du? fr\u00e5gade han f\u00f6rsta mannen f\u00f6r\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d2 JOKES\u201d","block_context":{"text":"2 JOKES","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/ett-gott-skratt\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":16345,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/parleporten-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4\/","url_meta":{"origin":12124,"position":1},"title":"P\u00e4rleporten","author":"admin","date":"2017-06-21","format":false,"excerpt":"P\u00e4rleporten En busschauff\u00f6r och en pr\u00e4st stod utanf\u00f6r p\u00e4rleporten. Sankte Per sl\u00e4ppte in chauff\u00f6ren men pr\u00e4sten nekades tilltr\u00e4de.-Det var det v\u00e4rsta, utbrast pr\u00e4sten. Skulle en gudsman nekas intr\u00e4de till paradiset \u00a0medan en oborstad busschauff\u00f6r f\u00e5 komma in.- Det har sina orsaker, sa Per. Dina predikningar var oengagerade och tr\u00e5kiga och\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d2 JOKES\u201d","block_context":{"text":"2 JOKES","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/ett-gott-skratt\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":13975,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/alaryan\/","url_meta":{"origin":12124,"position":2},"title":"A La Ryan \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2012-03-26","format":false,"excerpt":"\"S\u00e4nd en tanke till Michael O\u2019Leary, Ryans Air Verkst\u00e4llande Direkt\u00f6r\u201d.......\u00a0 N\u00e4r Michael O\u2019Leary, Ryan Airs VD kom fram till ett hotell i Dublin gick han till baren och best\u00e4llde en pint Guinness fat\u00f6l. Bartendern nickade och sa Det blir en euro, Mr O\u2019Leary\u201d \u201dDet var billigt\u201d sa O\u00b4Leary och l\u00e4mnade\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1 English stuff\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1 English stuff","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/english-stuff\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":27440,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/samsung-laserskrivare-bast-i-klassen-2018-for-hemanvandare\/","url_meta":{"origin":12124,"position":3},"title":"Samsung Laserskrivare b\u00e4ttre val \u00e4n bl\u00e4ckstr\u00e5leskrivare om man skriver ut lite i f\u00e4rg","author":"admin","date":"2018-03-10","format":false,"excerpt":"Uppdatears 250222\u00a0 6 \u00e5rs erfarenhet av f\u00e4rglaserskrivaren Samsung XpressC480W den svartvita skrivaren M2026W anv\u00e4ndes til\u00a0 juni 2024 bytte d\u00e5 till en\u00a0 Brother svart laser som betydligt enklare att ansluta till n\u00e4tverk \u00e4n den gamla Samsungskrivaren Uppdaterad 191126 2 \u00e5rs erfarenheter billiga f\u00e4rglaser- och monolaserskrivare \u00a0 EGNA ERFARENHETER F\u00c4RGLASER SAMSUNG Jag\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d4 Dator\u201d","block_context":{"text":"4 Dator","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/dator\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/monosamsung-20026W.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/monosamsung-20026W.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/monosamsung-20026W.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":19045,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/ingen-ide-att-betala-for-dyr-fiberkabel-i-villaomraden\/","url_meta":{"origin":12124,"position":4},"title":"Dyr fiberkabel i villaomr\u00e5den ? – alternativa l\u00f6sningar","author":"admin","date":"2014-11-14","format":false,"excerpt":"uppdaterad 160529 S\u00c5 H\u00c4R\u00a0VAR L\u00c4GET\u00a02014 Det borde\u00a0inte kosta\u00a0mer \u00e4n 10000-12000\u00a0\u00a0f\u00f6r en bredbandsanslutning i ett \u00a0villaomr\u00e5de om det sker effektivt ofta\u00a0anv\u00e4nds\u00a0 ett schablonpris 20 000 baserat p\u00e5 ett sk riksgenomsnitt\u00a0som inte \u00e4r konkurrensutsatt .Ett v\u00e4l tilltaget pris !! Ofta f\u00e5r\u00a0viss rabatt genom\u00a0rotavdrag p\u00e5\u00a0\u00a0arbetena fram till huset som b\u00f6r ing\u00e5 i schablonen\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d1.2 HELPDESK\u201d","block_context":{"text":"1.2 HELPDESK","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/1-2-helpdesk\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"bandbredd","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/bandbredd.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200,"srcset":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/bandbredd.jpg?resize=350%2C200 1x, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/bandbredd.jpg?resize=525%2C300 1.5x"},"classes":[]},{"id":19779,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/telia-smyghojer-avgift-bredband-varen-2014-sank-priset-med-10-mbits\/","url_meta":{"origin":12124,"position":5},"title":"Telia smygh\u00f6jer avgift bredband v\u00e5ren 2014- S\u00e4nk till 10 Mbit\/s bra motdrag","author":"admin","date":"2014-05-08","format":false,"excerpt":"Passa p\u00e5 att f\u00e5 ett gott skratt NU TILL \u00c4MNET Anv\u00e4nder Telia bredband via fiberkabel 100\/10 \u00a0inneb\u00e4r 100Mbit\/s nedladdning och 10 Mbit\/s uppladdning Jag \u00e4r stor internetanv\u00e4ndare och laddar upp mycket p\u00e5 servrar \u00a0ser p\u00e5 TV och Video den\u00a0via internet Fick brev av Telia \u00a0maj 2014 att de uppgraderar mig\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d9.2 Allm\u00e4nt\u201d","block_context":{"text":"9.2 Allm\u00e4nt","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/allmant\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"Telia","src":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/05\/Telia.jpg?resize=350%2C200","width":350,"height":200},"classes":[]}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}