{"id":12196,"date":"2013-02-11T04:31:06","date_gmt":"2013-02-11T03:31:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=12196"},"modified":"2019-03-30T17:07:14","modified_gmt":"2019-03-30T16:07:14","slug":"the-cow-an-ant-and-an-old-fart","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/the-cow-an-ant-and-an-old-fart\/","title":{"rendered":"The Cow , an Ant and an Old Fart"},"content":{"rendered":"

The Cow , an Ant and an Old Fart\u00a0<\/strong>\u00a0are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.<\/p>\n

\u00a0The cow said<\/strong>, ”I give 20 quarts of milk every day and that’s why I am the greatest!”<\/p>\n

The ant said,<\/strong> ”I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that’s why I am the greatest!”<\/p>\n

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Why are you scrolling down?\u00a0 It’s your turn to say something.<\/p>\n

\u00a0A contribution from another old fart Carlton in NC<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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