{"id":12217,"date":"2017-06-04T20:01:24","date_gmt":"2017-06-04T19:01:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=12217"},"modified":"2017-06-04T20:35:19","modified_gmt":"2017-06-04T19:35:19","slug":"blondin-pa-flyget","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/blondin-pa-flyget\/","title":{"rendered":"Blondin p\u00e5 flyget"},"content":{"rendered":"

En blondin och en advokat sitter bredvid varandra p\u00e5 flyget mellan Stockholm och New York. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Advokaten fr\u00e5gar om hon har lust att leka en kul lek?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Blondinen som \u00e4r tr\u00f6tt och vill ta sig en tupplur, avb\u00f6jer artigt och v\u00e4nder sig mot f\u00f6nstret f\u00f6r att f\u00e5 sig en blund. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Advokaten f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker \u00f6vertala henne med att tala om att leken \u00e4r mycket l\u00e4tt och rolig. Han f\u00f6rklarar: – Jag st\u00e4ller en fr\u00e5ga till dig, och om du inte vet svaret ger du mig 50 sp\u00e4nn, och vice versa.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Hon avb\u00f6jer igen och f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker f\u00e5 lite s\u00f6mn. Advokaten s\u00e4ger upphetsat: – Okej, om du inte kan svaret ger du mig 50 kr och om jag inte kan svaret ger jag dig 5 000 kronor. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Detta f\u00e5ngar blondinens uppm\u00e4rksamhet och eftersom hon f\u00f6rst\u00e5r att hans tjat inte kommer att sluta om hon inte g\u00e5r med p\u00e5 att leka leken, s\u00e5 samtycker hon. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Advokaten st\u00e4ller f\u00f6rsta fr\u00e5gan. – Hur l\u00e5ngt \u00e4r det mellan jorden och m\u00e5nen? <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Blondinen s\u00e4ger inte ett ord, plockar upp pl\u00e5nboken ur sin handv\u00e4ska, tar fram en femtiolapp och ger den till advokaten.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Okej, s\u00e4ger advokaten, nu \u00e4r det din tur. Blondinen fr\u00e5gar advokaten: – Vad g\u00e5r upp f\u00f6r en kulle med tre ben och kommer ner med fyra ben?<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Advokaten, mycket tankfull, tar upp sin laptop och s\u00f6ker bland alla referenser, men inget svar. Han kopplar upp sitt modem med flygtelefonen och surfar p\u00e5 n\u00e4tet men inget svar. Frustrerad skickar han e-mail till sina v\u00e4nner och kollegor men utan framg\u00e5ng. Efter en timme v\u00e4cker han blondinen och ger henne 5 000 kr. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Blondinen s\u00e4ger: – Tack, och v\u00e4nder sig om f\u00f6r att forts\u00e4tta sova.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Advokaten som \u00e4r mer \u00e4n lovligt uppr\u00f6rd v\u00e4cker blondinen och fr\u00e5gar: – N\u00e5?! Vad \u00e4r svaret? <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Utan att s\u00e4ga ett ord tar blondinen fram en femtiolapp, ger den till advokaten, och somnar om…<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Bidrag fr\u00e5n Lawrence ( not from Arabia…)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

En blondin och en advokat sitter bredvid varandra p\u00e5 flyget mellan Stockholm och New York. Advokaten fr\u00e5gar om hon har lust att leka en kul lek? Blondinen som \u00e4r tr\u00f6tt och vill ta sig en tupplur, avb\u00f6jer artigt och v\u00e4nder sig mot f\u00f6nstret f\u00f6r att f\u00e5 sig en blund. Advokaten f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker \u00f6vertala henne med att […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[59,289,699,728,1628],"class_list":["post-12217","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-advokat","tag-blondin","tag-flyg","tag-fragelek","tag-quiz"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-3b3","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":5698,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/utelasta-blondiner-%c2%a4%c2%a4%c2%a4\/","url_meta":{"origin":12217,"position":0},"title":"Utel\u00e5sta blondiner…","author":"bengt39","date":"2017-07-19","format":false,"excerpt":"Tv\u00e5 blondiner hade r\u00e5kat l\u00e5sa in sina nycklar i bilen. 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