{"id":12330,"date":"2011-11-27T06:47:29","date_gmt":"2011-11-27T04:47:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=12330"},"modified":"2011-11-27T06:47:29","modified_gmt":"2011-11-27T04:47:29","slug":"gotta-love-us-seniors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/gotta-love-us-seniors\/","title":{"rendered":"Gotta love us seniors… \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

Who says senior citizens don’t wear stylish clothes. Hah!!\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, ”How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?” <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

”Well,” he said, ”we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub.” <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

”Oh, I understand,” I said. ”A normal person would use the bucket because it is bigger than the spoon or the teacup.” <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

”No” he said. ”A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?” <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON ? OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE? : <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

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