En mamma \u00e4r p\u00e5 bes\u00f6k i G\u00f6teborg med sin lilla dotter. Hon tar taxi
\nf\u00f6rbi\u00a0Feskek\u00f6rka d\u00e4r det st\u00e5r ett antal l\u00e4ttkl\u00e4dda damer p\u00e5 trottoaren.
\n– Vad \u00e4r det d\u00e4r f\u00f6r tanter?, fr\u00e5gar dottern.
\n– Det \u00e4r sj\u00f6m\u00e4nnens fruar som v\u00e4ntar p\u00e5 att deras m\u00e4n ska komma hem
\nfr\u00e5n\u00a0havet, svarar mamman snabbt.<\/p>\n
– Struntsnack. Det ser v\u00e4l alla att det \u00e4r luder, s\u00e4ger taxichauff\u00f6ren
\noch\u00a0v\u00e4nder sig om.
\nDet blir en l\u00e5ng tystnad innan dottern s\u00e4ger:
\n– Mamma, kan luder f\u00e5 barn?<\/p>\n
– Sj\u00e4lvklart, svarar mamman. Varifr\u00e5n tror du alla taxichauff\u00f6rer\u00a0kommer?<\/p>\n
\/ kommer fr\u00e5n Christer hos H<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" En mamma \u00e4r p\u00e5 bes\u00f6k i G\u00f6teborg med sin lilla dotter. Hon tar taxi f\u00f6rbi\u00a0Feskek\u00f6rka d\u00e4r det st\u00e5r ett antal l\u00e4ttkl\u00e4dda damer p\u00e5 trottoaren. – Vad \u00e4r det d\u00e4r f\u00f6r tanter?, fr\u00e5gar dottern. – Det \u00e4r sj\u00f6m\u00e4nnens fruar som v\u00e4ntar p\u00e5 att deras m\u00e4n ska komma hem fr\u00e5n\u00a0havet, svarar mamman snabbt. – Struntsnack. Det ser […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[7],"tags":[834,1251],"class_list":["post-12484","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-ett-gott-skratt","tag-goteborgsvits","tag-luder"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-3fm","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":22712,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/formaningar\/","url_meta":{"origin":12484,"position":0},"title":"F\u00f6rmaningar","author":"admin","date":"2011-02-22","format":false,"excerpt":"Mamman f\u00f6rs\u00f6ker f\u00f6rmana sin 17-\u00e5riga dotter f\u00f6r livets faror: - Vad g\u00f6r du om du blir antastad av en man en m\u00f6rk kv\u00e4ll p\u00e5 en m\u00f6rk gata? - Jag skulle kvickt dra ner byxorna p\u00e5 honom och lika kvickt dra upp min kjol... - \u00c4r du fr\u00e5n vettet, flicka lilla?\u2026","rel":"","context":"I \u201d2 JOKES\u201d","block_context":{"text":"2 JOKES","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/category\/ett-gott-skratt\/"},"img":{"alt_text":"","src":"","width":0,"height":0},"classes":[]},{"id":17478,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/17478\/","url_meta":{"origin":12484,"position":1},"title":"Garderobshistoria","author":"admin","date":"2013-05-24","format":false,"excerpt":"En kvinna hade tagit hem sin \u00e4lskare p\u00e5 dagen, medan hennes man \u00e4r p\u00e5 sitt arbete. 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