Bj\u00f6rn fr\u00e5n Borl\u00e4nge i Dalarna var p\u00e5 v\u00e4g att g\u00e5 och l\u00e4gga sig, n\u00e4r
\nhans fru\u00a0sa att han hade gl\u00f6mt att sl\u00e4cka ljuset i garaget.<\/p>\n
Garaget l\u00e5g i\u00a0anslutning\u00a0till huset och Bj\u00f6rn hade precis \u00f6ppnat bakd\u00f6rren f\u00f6r att g\u00e5 och\u00a0sl\u00e4cka n\u00e4r\u00a0han uppt\u00e4ckte att d\u00e4r var folk i garaget som h\u00f6ll p\u00e5 att plocka till\u00a0sig av\u00a0hans grejer.<\/p>\n
Han ringde polisen och fr\u00e5gad…e om dom kunde skicka en\u00a0polisbil? Polisen svarade att alla bilarna var upptagna och r\u00e5dde honom\u00a0till att l\u00e5sa alla d\u00f6rrar, s\u00e5 skulle de skicka en bil s\u00e5 fort det blev\u00a0n\u00e5gon ledig. – OK , sa Bj\u00f6rn, lade p\u00e5 telefonen och r\u00e4knade till\u00a0trettio.
\nSen ringde han polisen igen. ”-Hej, jag ringde nyss om att jag hade tjuvar\u00a0i mitt garage. Ni beh\u00f6ver inte komma f\u00f6r jag har skjutit dom.” Sen lade\u00a0han\u00a0p\u00e5.<\/p>\n
Inom n\u00e5gra minuter var 6 polisbilar, en helikopter, en brandbil och\u00a0tv\u00e5\u00a0ambulanser p\u00e5 plats. Dom tog tjuvarna p\u00e5 bar g\u00e4rning.<\/p>\n
En av poliserna\u00a0gick\u00a0bort till Bj\u00f6rn och sa: ”Jag tyckte du sa att du hade skjutit dom…?”<\/p>\n
Bj\u00f6rn sa: ”- och jag tyckte du sa att du inte hade n\u00e5gra lediga bilar…<\/p>\n
ett bidrag av Christer hos H<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Bj\u00f6rn fr\u00e5n Borl\u00e4nge i Dalarna var p\u00e5 v\u00e4g att g\u00e5 och l\u00e4gga sig, n\u00e4r hans fru\u00a0sa att han hade gl\u00f6mt att sl\u00e4cka ljuset i garaget. Garaget l\u00e5g i\u00a0anslutning\u00a0till huset och Bj\u00f6rn hade precis \u00f6ppnat bakd\u00f6rren f\u00f6r att g\u00e5 och\u00a0sl\u00e4cka n\u00e4r\u00a0han uppt\u00e4ckte att d\u00e4r var folk i garaget som h\u00f6ll p\u00e5 att plocka till\u00a0sig av\u00a0hans grejer. 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