{"id":12549,"date":"2020-09-22T01:03:30","date_gmt":"2020-09-22T00:03:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=12549"},"modified":"2020-09-22T20:18:36","modified_gmt":"2020-09-22T19:18:36","slug":"grekerna-har-det-inte-latt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/grekerna-har-det-inte-latt\/","title":{"rendered":"Grekerna har det inte l\u00e4tt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>ursprungligen publicerat 12 juli 2012<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif;\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\">Fransmannen sa om sin kvinna: hon har s\u00e5 smal midja att n\u00e4r hennes man tar h\u00e4nderna runt midjan s\u00e5 m\u00f6ts fingertopparna. Och det beror inte p\u00e5 att fransm\u00e4nnen har stora h\u00e4nder.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;\">Svensken sa: den svenska kvinnan har s\u00e5 l\u00e5nga ben att n\u00e4r hon \u00e4r ute o rider d\u00e5 sl\u00e4par benen i marken. O det beror inte p\u00e5 att vi har sm\u00e5 h\u00e4star i Sverige!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"Apple-style-span\" style=\"font-family: Arial, sans-serif; font-size: large;\">Greken s\u00e4ger. N\u00e4r den grekiske mannen g\u00e5r hemifr\u00e5n daskar han sin fru i rumpan. N\u00e4r han kommer hem dallrar h\u00e4cken fortfarande. De beror inte p\u00e5 att den grekiska kvinnan \u00e4r tjock utan p\u00e5 att grekerna har s\u00e5 kort arbetstid&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>ett bidrag fr\u00e5n Lars fra Kolh\u00e4ttan<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ursprungligen publicerat 12 juli 2012 Fransmannen sa om sin kvinna: hon har s\u00e5 smal midja att n\u00e4r hennes man tar h\u00e4nderna runt midjan s\u00e5 m\u00f6ts fingertopparna. Och det beror inte p\u00e5 att fransm\u00e4nnen har stora h\u00e4nder. 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