{"id":12615,"date":"2011-12-12T08:57:01","date_gmt":"2011-12-12T06:57:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=12615"},"modified":"2022-01-26T18:52:33","modified_gmt":"2022-01-26T17:52:33","slug":"ta-med-sig-seden-dit-man-kommer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/ta-med-sig-seden-dit-man-kommer\/","title":{"rendered":"Ta med sig seden dit man kommer&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Arabpojken fr\u00e5gar sin pappa:<br \/>\nPappa varf\u00f6r har vi s\u00e5 konstiga m\u00f6ssor?<br \/>\nFadern svarar: Min son det \u00e4r f\u00f6r att vi ska skydda oss mot den heta<br \/>\n\u00f6kensolen.<br \/>\nMen Pappa varf\u00f6r har vi d\u00e5 s\u00e5 konstiga kl\u00e4der?<br \/>\nFadern svarar: Jo min son de skyddar oss f\u00f6r \u00f6kensanden n\u00e4r det<br \/>\nstormar.<br \/>\nBra pappa men varf\u00f6r har vi d\u00e5 s\u00e5 konstiga skor?<br \/>\nDen t\u00e5lmodige fadern: Min son det \u00e4r f\u00f6r att skydda v\u00e5ra f\u00f6tter s\u00e5<br \/>\nvi inte br\u00e4nner oss p\u00e5 den heta \u00f6kensanden. V\u00e5ra kloka f\u00f6rf\u00e4der har<br \/>\ni tusentals \u00e5r utvecklat det som passar oss b\u00e4st.<\/p>\n<p>Du \u00e4r klok du pappa sa sonen, men d\u00e5 undrar jag varf\u00f6r vi bor i Malm\u00f6?<\/p>\n<p><em>Contribution from Lawrence ( not from Arabia ..)<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arabpojken fr\u00e5gar sin pappa: Pappa varf\u00f6r har vi s\u00e5 konstiga m\u00f6ssor? Fadern svarar: Min son det \u00e4r f\u00f6r att vi ska skydda oss mot den heta \u00f6kensolen. Men Pappa varf\u00f6r har vi d\u00e5 s\u00e5 konstiga kl\u00e4der? Fadern svarar: Jo min son de skyddar oss f\u00f6r \u00f6kensanden n\u00e4r det stormar. 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