{"id":12696,"date":"2012-07-02T06:09:02","date_gmt":"2012-07-02T05:09:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=12696"},"modified":"2012-07-02T06:09:02","modified_gmt":"2012-07-02T05:09:02","slug":"vad-tittar-du-pa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/vad-tittar-du-pa\/","title":{"rendered":"Vad tittar du p\u00e5 ? \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"<p align=\"LEFT\"><span style=\"font-size: large;\"><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">Statistik om kroppen:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">&#8211; det tar 7 sekunder f\u00f6r maten att komma fr\u00e5n munnen till magen<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">&#8211; m\u00e4nniskans h\u00e5rstr\u00e5 kan h\u00e5lla 3 kg:s<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">vikt<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">&#8211; l\u00e4ngden av mannens penis \u00e4r lika med l\u00e4ngden av hans tumme g\u00e5nger 3<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">&#8211; l\u00e5rbenet \u00e4r lika h\u00e5rd som cement<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">&#8211; kvinnans hj\u00e4rta sl\u00e5r snabbare \u00e4n mannens<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">&#8211; p\u00e5 varje fot har vi runt tusen miljarder bakterier<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">&#8211; kvinnan blinkar tv\u00e5 g\u00e5nger oftare \u00e4n mannen<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">&#8211; vi anv\u00e4nder 300 muskler bara f\u00f6r att h\u00e5lla balansen n\u00e4r vi st\u00e5r<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">Kvinnor har redan l\u00e4st f\u00e4rdigt detta brev.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000;\"><span style=\"font-family: Calibri;\">M\u00e4nnen tittar fortfarande p\u00e5 sin tumme<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<p><em>Publicerat f\u00f6rsta g\u00e5ngen 23 dec 2009 &#8211;reminded of by Olemand<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Statistik om kroppen: &#8211; det tar 7 sekunder f\u00f6r maten att komma fr\u00e5n munnen till magen &#8211; m\u00e4nniskans h\u00e5rstr\u00e5 kan h\u00e5lla 3 kg:s\u00a0vikt &#8211; l\u00e4ngden av mannens penis \u00e4r lika med l\u00e4ngden av hans tumme g\u00e5nger 3 &#8211; l\u00e5rbenet \u00e4r lika h\u00e5rd som cement &#8211; kvinnans hj\u00e4rta sl\u00e5r snabbare \u00e4n mannens &#8211; p\u00e5 varje fot [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[32],"tags":[1159,1933],"class_list":["post-12696","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserat","tag-kroppen","tag-statsitik"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1IAXy-3iM","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[{"id":3584,"url":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/barn-har-stenkoll\/","url_meta":{"origin":12696,"position":0},"title":"BARN HAR STENKOLL \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4","author":"bengt39","date":"2009-11-11","format":false,"excerpt":"\u00a0Barn om djur \u00a0Inne i grisen finns det korvar och skinkor. 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