{"id":12730,"date":"2009-12-23T07:39:52","date_gmt":"2009-12-23T06:39:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/agert.homelinux.org\/WorldPress\/?p=12730"},"modified":"2014-11-07T12:59:37","modified_gmt":"2014-11-07T10:59:37","slug":"management-training","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fatherben.se\/wordpress\/management-training\/","title":{"rendered":"Management training \u00a4\u00a4\u00a4"},"content":{"rendered":"

5 Minutes\u00a0Management<\/span>Course<\/strong><\/span><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Lesson 1:<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span>
\nA man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Before she says a word, Bob says, ’I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
\nThe woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, ’Who was that?’<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

’It was Bob the next door neighbour,’ she replies.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

’Great,’ the husband says, ’did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?’<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Moral of the story:<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0Lesson 2:<\/span><\/span><\/span><\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A\u00a0Priest offered a nun a lift…..<\/strong><\/p>\n

She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The priest nearly had an accident.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The nun said, ’Father, remember Psalm 129?’<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The priest removed his hand But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The nun once again said, ’Father, remember Psalm 129?’<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

The priest apologized ’Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.’<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, ’Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.’<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Moral of the story:<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.<\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

THAT\u00a0ENDS \u00a0PART \u00a0ONE OF \u00a0THE FIVE MINUTE\u00a0MANAGEMENT<\/span>\u00a0COURSE <\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

MORE LESSONS NR 3-5 Clic on this\u00a0LINK\u00a0<\/a><\/strong><\/em><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

Send this to<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0 <\/span>at least<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span>\u00a0<\/span>five bright, funny people you know and make their day!<\/strong><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n

A contribution from my friend Carlton in Charlotte NC\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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